Well it’s a Saturday night
and I’m looking to bone
Got a booty call on deck
But I don’t live alone
I got two strangers renting out the rooms in my home
And I don’t think they wanna hear me *moan*

So let’s go
Look around and find another place for us to sin
Somewhere we could really get our Comfort Inn
So let’s just pretend, that I got bucks to spend
They say luxury comes from within

We don’t need five stars, everybody knows that party’s a three
Well at least it’s far nicer than an AirBnB
From the Hilton Garden Inn to the TownePlace Suite
I’ll be sitting in your lap so we can bounce to the beat

We don’t need to stay Quiet in a Hyatt
We can ride it till the sun comes up
and completely in private
If you like it we can check in with a pocket of herb
Hang the sign up on the knob saying do not disturb
Uh

I’m not a millionaire that’s fine
My credit card won’t get declined
For reservations at the Homewood Suites baby

Tonight you’re looking oh so fine
I bet you know what’s on my mind
Getting freaky in two hundred fifty thread count sheets OH!

I ain't got a bed frame and I got roommates
So come on let's do it in a hotel bed
We'll be chilling on the couch sipping cherry Kool aid
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed
I ain’t got a day job so let's go on Tuesday
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed
We gon have a good time just me and you babe
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed

Out of everyone I’ve met
Baby you’re the Best Westerner
Give you three stars you’re an excellent expenditure
Numerous amenities that never get me bored
You’re so good that I’m LaQuin-ta give your member a reward

Sit me in a soft chair, massage my Crowne Plaza
It’s bound to get me going and flowing like hot lava
Throw a pillow on the carpet when I’m getting on my knees
Bring a friend and you can bet that I’ll be fisting DoubleTrees

Wrecked in a Westin,
Winded in a Wyndham
Carry On in a Clarion
To finish up our mission

Hitting all my Four Points
Waking up the whole building
With your sword
I can take it all the way up to the Hilton

So let’s pop champagne ‘cause it’s a Holiday
Let the troubles in our minds just fall away
But when it’s all said and done
I’mma give you fair warning
Oh my god, I’mma need a late checkout in the morning

I’m not a millionaire that’s fine
My credit card won’t get declined
For reservations at the SpringHill Suites baby

Tonight you’re looking oh so fine
I bet you know what’s on my mind
Taking showers with that medium water pressure BABEH

I ain't got a bed frame and I got roommates
So come on let's do it in a hotel bed
We'll be chilling on the couch sipping cherry Kool aid
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed
I ain’t got a day job so let's go on Tuesday
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed
We gon have a good time just me and you babe
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed

Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Everybody sing it now
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
Check in, now check out
That’s what we’re all about

I’m not a millionaire that’s fine
My credit card won’t get declined
For reservations at the Staybridge Suites baby

Tonight you’re looking oh so fine
I bet you know what’s on my mind
In the morning we’ll get continental breakfast BABEH

I ain't got a bed frame and I got roommates
So come on let's do it in a hotel bed
We'll be chilling on the couch sipping cherry Kool aid
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed
I ain’t got a day job so let's go on Tuesday
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed
We gon have a good time just me and you babe
Come on let's do it in a hotel bed

Yee!

All my Marriotts
All my Sheratons
All my Radissons
All my Hampton inns
I'll be back again

Ohh