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Self Proclaimed Psychic
[STD]
You are standing in the presence of greatness, take a chair, I got you
I, the world's greatest psychic, Reigen Arataka
Am here to save you from your spirits and such
Unbelievably powerful and just fearless enough
I am idolized by Espers, mocked by skeptic adults
Call me a phony and fraud all you want, but check my results
I've cured a One-Click Curse with my Sorcery Crush
Defeated a biker boss with my BANISHING SALT PUNCH!
This is but one of my many special attacks
I'm a pro at the con in confidence I'm packing in stacks
And I've got a secret weapon that'll solve any job
A validly talented adolescent named Mob
And sure, I overwork him and I call him an idiot
But I care for the kid, at least that bit is legitimate
I guess my greatest gift's the difference that a mentor can make
And not successfully selling suckers the oil of a snake
[Chorus]
I'm the world's greatest psychic - And I am his sidekick
Providing exorcisms at competitive prices
He's a self-proclaimed genius - Nary a known weakness
But all of his clients find his abilities specious
I'm a silver-tongued devil - Are my powers not special?
You'll be so crazy strong you'll melt things when you get to my level
Ok, if you say so - CHEESEBURGER TORNADO!
I make a couple bucks an hour taking most of his caseload
[Lex]
Going to school, acting a fool in front of all the girls (damn)
Wanna be cool, but follow the rules and watch my life unfurl (huh)
Gotta be fit, I go to the gym, it makes me wanna hurl (bleh)
But I got a job and I got a boss, the best in all the world (yeah)
That’s right, I’m a part time employee
For a manager I find only slightly annoying
I get paid minimum wage for the spirits I eradicate
Some people never get that even after they graduate
He validates my talent when he lets me assist
Although I know my expertise is only second to his
It’s the outlet for my powers that I’ve missed, and if you resist
My massive psycho wave you’re getting decked by his fist
We’re an epic team, getting rid of monsters in your closet
Though I wish he’d let me add an extra chashu to my ramen
You could say it’s unethical, what we sell is corrupt
But hey I’d rather go to work than do telepathy club
[Chorus]
I'm the world's greatest psychic - And I am his sidekick
Providing exorcisms at competitive prices
He's a self-proclaimed genius - Nary a known weakness
But all of his clients find his abilities specious
I'm a silver-tongued devil - Are my powers not special?
You'll be so crazy strong you'll melt things when you get to my level
Guess I’m kind of a novice - Anti-Esper Dropkick!
But watch me throw down when I walk in the office
[Chorus]
We’re the world’s best psychics, the masters of mind tricks
Providing exorcisms at competitive prices
He's a self-proclaimed genius - Nary a known weakness
But all of his clients find his abilities specious
I'm a silver-tongued devil - Are my powers not special?
You'll be so crazy strong you'll melt things when you get to my level
Ok, if you say so - CHEESEBURGER TORNADO!
I make a couple bucks an hour taking most of his caseload
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[verse]
Dear brother
I know we haven’t talked in a while
It’s been a minute since the last time I got you to smile
I guess I never told you this and it was probably denial
But ever since we were kids I’ve tried to copy your style
You were the popular guy, I was awkward at school
People thought I was weird, people thought you were cool
More friends, better grades, leaving girls bedazzled
I looked up in amazement from under your shadow (yeah)
You were my idol, a paragon, an inspiration
But our dynamic always had a certain implication
That I was lesser, to forever be below you
People know you but they don’t know me,
And that’s the way that it’s supposed to be,
Or at least that’s what I so believed
All those years ago, the tears would flow when I would go to sleep
I never could have seen that I’d grow up to be a dope emcee
And though we went our separate ways I know you’re always close to me
[chorus]
Dear brother, you know I’ll always love you
I’ll never put myself below you or above you, it’s
Ride or die till the end of the fight
You know I’ll always be by your side
That’s right
Dear brother, you know I’ll always love you
I’ll never put myself below you or above you, it’s
Ride or die till the end of the fight
I hope you’ll always be by my side
That’s right
[verse 2]
Dear brother
You always were the favorite kid
Got along with mom and dad, my jealousy was paper thin
Always followed rules and regulations always stayed within the limit
Inimitable and stainless like a paperclip
Maybe I was different from the start
Always into art
Had some weird talents and decided I should take them far
Always keeping secrets from our parents leave em in the dark
In my heart of hearts I never thought that I would make a mark
Yeah I took it hard upon myself to set myself apart,
Carving out my own compartment since you’d set the bar,
Darwin’s finches found their niches like our sibling competition
Now you’re set in life, while I’m trying to be a star
But in order to grow up, I had to see the good and bad
I know for sure I have some powers that you wish you had
Now we’re equals, so to speak, and I hope you see
That though we live on different coasts I know you’re always close to me
[chorus]
Dear brother, you know I’ll always love you
I’ll never put myself below you or above you, it’s
Ride or die till the end of the fight
You know I’ll always be by your side
That’s right
Dear brother, you know I’ll always love you
I’ll never put myself below you or above you, it’s
Ride or die till the end of the fight
I hope you’ll always be by my side
That’s right
[bridge]
They ask me am I my brother’s keeper
They ask me am I my brother’s keeper
They ask me am I my brother’s keeper
After all those years of playing follow the leader
I say to them I am my brother’s keeper
I say to them I am my brother’s keeper
I say to them I am my brother’s keeper
After all those years, you made me an achiever
[chorus]
Dear brother, you know I’ll always love you
I’ll never put myself below you or above you, it’s
Ride or die till the end of the fight
You know I’ll always be by your side
That’s right
Dear brother, you know I’ll always love you
I’ll never put myself below you or above you, it’s
Ride or die till the end of the fight
I hope you’ll always be by my side
That’s right
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[Lex]
Take it back a step, maybe curb your ego
Keep your arrogance in check instead of hurting people
My master values all types of talent
But your stance is that average is worse than equal
You’ve met your match, but I’m not here to fight you
I’m tryna be a kid in junior high school
Leave me alone, don’t egg me on further
Or I’ll make sure your friends will remember your murder
Just minding my business improving my fitness
Don’t trigger this sickness of mine
Your mission is twisted, your wish is malicious
You don’t want to witness a crime
I see your ambition you need competition
But this is a battle you’ll find
That the fact is I fully outclass you so don’t be aghast
if I shatter your spine
[Josh]
I’ve never met another esper in my endeavors
As an expert in telekinetic gestures, I suggest you surrender
- What? You bet that you’re better than the best of Black Vinegar? Let’s measure
it as mental wrestlers and venture on who’s the lesser competitor
- Hahaha, you had me laugh cause you’re a pacifist, see
Your master sounds like a massive sissy
Move past you fast as I dash too quickly
and I thrash you with a blast till your ass is mincemeat
now clap back or it’s your last breath with me
- or have the whole class see you trashed cause your values are flimsy
[Lex]
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why are you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in empathy you do not have the advantage
[Josh]
You think you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special, you’re nothing like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why aren’t you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in confidence you do not have the advantage
[Josh]
- Why be average? When you can be the best with power?
- why be challenged? When you can easily have them bow down?
- Why strength and knowledge? When our talents are profounder?
- why a bowl cut? You even look like a coward
Your giant friends weren’t quite as fit
I’ll fight you with my psycho fist
and wipe that grin with knives to split
your light defense, my tie will rip
you into tiny shreds, now fight me if
you’d like to live, Mob
I tightly grip your pipe of wind
and I can’t stop
[Lex]
Listen to you speak, you sound pathetic
Your abilities are weak, there, I said it
You’re a shell of a man with no content
Hella male pattern balding, early onset (aw shit!)
I’d rather have my bowl cut than no hair
Yeah that’s right, you think I wouldn’t go there?
Sliced off, leave your looks in tatters
As your classmates laugh the illusion’s shattered
See I’m tryna save you, stop acting drastic
I got psychic daggers you don’t wanna be stabbed with
Wreaking havoc on your campus to establish your status,
But my talent’s at a magnitude you can’t imagine
You’re telepathic read my mind and you’ll see
Despite the fact you’re entitled you remind me of me
An average kid who just can't be successful
And scared of the fact that you'll never be special
[Josh]
You think you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special, you’re nothing like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why aren’t you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think that you’re average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in confidence you do not have the advantage
[Lex]
You think you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why are you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think that you’re average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in empathy you do not have the advantage
[Josh]
(I’ll use my power on) people if I like to
Brain, brawn, and law are obedient to my tools
Show me your abilities, I’ll beat you with my mind soon
Hit you with a telekinetic tackle, now fight fool
Stop - trying to lower my emotional barrier
if you mowing my hair, the situation is hairier
Now you give in to power, like I would witness a miracle
You abandon morality, so now I’m winning this very duel
[Lex]
I had a first impression that you lacked in humility
But you’re overcompensating for your lack of ability
And I think I’m over trying to deflect your hostility
Now it’s time to overwhelm your intellectual facilities
100%, except it’s triple the question marks
I’m coming to my senses but my vision is getting dark
You think you’re so fucking smart but you took me in disregard
Now it’s ripping it from my heart and it’s taking this place apart...
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[chorus]
Mob Psycho 100%
I got murderous intent 100%
Sick to death of having to keep myself repressed
I’ll kill your friends and family, call it self-defense
[verse 1]
100%, now my power’s immense
None of you, have a clue what you cower against
And all the hours I spent to keep my powers in check
Didn’t get me no ounce of respect
Tormented by the pressure to impress my peers
They said it would be better to suppress my fears
But every single second of distress I could never express
I’ll lay it out on the battlefield right here
You wanna know what happens when you try to bottle up your emotions
And then somebody has the arrogance to come and provoke them
And that’s the moment that you notice that your morals are broken
And when you’re woken from the hoax on which you’ve chosen to focus
So rock the boat in the ocean because you know that you’re potent
And now your torso is frozen because you know that it’s closer
And though your throat is still open
you notice you’re choking
You know it’s approaching
But even then you couldn’t hold the explosion
[verse 2]
BOOM
Tear it apart
Can’t you see this is me wearing my heart on my sleeve
It’s the part of my genius you’re starving to see
Now it’s finally free and I’m starting to breathe
Sorry to see that you’re utterly scared
But you honestly seem to be underprepared
For the rage underneath my expressionless stare
From the cage you unleashed your impending despair
You don’t care about me, I’m an outcast
But when I’m pushed to my limit you’re outclassed
Not so timid and shy am I now, class?
All the buildings collapse and the crowd gasps
And all the doubt cast upon my strength by the boys and the
girls who had made my attachment avoidant
Just know that you stoked all the wrath in me boiling
I’m not holding back, call me Shiro T Poison
[post-chorus]
You think you know me, you ain’t even seen the half of it
You’re all alone with no one here to be your advocate
I’ll crush your body and soul like this school building
Indiscriminate, men and women and schoolchildren
You thought you knew me, I ain’t hit my full potential yet
Did you assume that I would be an inessential threat
I’ll crack your psyche and skull like this sidewalk
Trust nobody when they tell you it was my fault
[bridge]
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97, 98, 99-9-9-9
[verse 3]
Don’t care about Ritsu, won’t listen to Reigen
100%, my true spirit’s awakened
If you think I’ll spare you then you’re very mistaken
Break the avenue in half, leave you buried in pavement
I crave destruction, no longer a pacifist
I’ll raze this structure, then call it an accident
And all of you masochists, you totally asked for it
At long last I can be my own protagonist
[chorus]
Mob Psycho 100%
I got murderous intent 100%
Sick to death of having to keep myself repressed
I’ll kill your friends and family, call it self-defense
[post chorus]
You think you know me, you ain’t even seen the half of it
You’re all alone with no one here to be your advocate
I’ll crush your body and soul like this school building
Indiscriminate, men and women and schoolchildren
You thought you knew me, I ain’t hit my full potential yet
Did you assume that I would be an inessential threat
I’ll crack your psyche and skull like this sidewalk
Trust nobody when they tell you it was my fault
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[Lex]
Take it back a step, maybe curb your ego
Keep your arrogance in check instead of hurting people
My master values all types of talent
But your stance is that average is worse than equal
You’ve met your match, but I’m not here to fight you
I’m tryna be a kid in junior high school
Leave me alone, don’t egg me on further
Or I’ll make sure your friends will remember your murder
Just minding my business improving my fitness
Don’t trigger this sickness of mine
Your mission is twisted, your wish is malicious
You don’t want to witness a crime
I see your ambition you need competition
But this is a battle you’ll find
That the fact is I fully outclass you so don’t be aghast
if I shatter your spine
[Josh]
I’ve never met another esper in my endeavors
As an expert in telekinetic gestures, I suggest you surrender
- What? You bet that you’re better than the best of Black Vinegar? Let’s measure
it as mental wrestlers and venture on who’s the lesser competitor
- Hahaha, you had me laugh cause you’re a pacifist, see
Your master sounds like a massive sissy
Move past you fast as I dash too quickly
and I thrash you with a blast till your ass is mincemeat
now clap back or it’s your last breath with me
- or have the whole class see you trashed cause your values are flimsy
[Lex]
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why are you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in empathy you do not have the advantage
[Josh]
You think you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special, you’re nothing like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why aren’t you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in confidence you do not have the advantage
[Josh]
- Why be average? When you can be the best with power?
- why be challenged? When you can easily have them bow down?
- Why strength and knowledge? When our talents are profounder?
- why a bowl cut? You even look like a coward
Your giant friends weren’t quite as fit
I’ll fight you with my psycho fist
and wipe that grin with knives to split
your light defense, my tie will rip
you into tiny shreds, now fight me if
you’d like to live, Mob
I tightly grip your pipe of wind
and I can’t stop
[Lex]
Listen to you speak, you sound pathetic
Your abilities are weak, there, I said it
You’re a shell of a man with no content
Hella male pattern balding, early onset (aw shit!)
I’d rather have my bowl cut than no hair
Yeah that’s right, you think I wouldn’t go there?
Sliced off, leave your looks in tatters
As your classmates laugh the illusion’s shattered
See I’m tryna save you, stop acting drastic
I got psychic daggers you don’t wanna be stabbed with
Wreaking havoc on your campus to establish your status,
But my talent’s at a magnitude you can’t imagine
You’re telepathic read my mind and you’ll see
Despite the fact you’re entitled you remind me of me
An average kid who just can't be successful
And scared of the fact that you'll never be special
[Josh]
You think you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special, you’re nothing like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why aren’t you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think that you’re average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in confidence you do not have the advantage
[Lex]
You think you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think you’re just like me
You think you’re above me
But can’t even touch me so why are you trying to fight me
You think that you’re special?
I don’t think that you’re special I think that you’re average
You’re acting exempt but you’re lacking in empathy you do not have the advantage
[Josh]
(I’ll use my power on) people if I like to
Brain, brawn, and law are obedient to my tools
Show me your abilities, I’ll beat you with my mind soon
Hit you with a telekinetic tackle, now fight fool
Stop - trying to lower my emotional barrier
if you mowing my hair, the situation is hairier
Now you give in to power, like I would witness a miracle
You abandon morality, so now I’m winning this very duel
[Lex]
I had a first impression that you lacked in humility
But you’re overcompensating for your lack of ability
And I think I’m over trying to deflect your hostility
Now it’s time to overwhelm your intellectual facilities
100%, except it’s triple the question marks
I’m coming to my senses but my vision is getting dark
You think you’re so fucking smart but you took me in disregard
Now it’s ripping it from my heart and it’s taking this place apart...
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"Special: A Mob Psycho 100 EP" is a new 5-song project inspired by the themes and characters of the anime Mob Psycho 100.
