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lyrics

Hey Zeke, what do you get when you cross a guy from the Mid-Eastern Alliance with a sexy gorilla? A Harambe! Hahahaha.

I’ve been wishing for a Simian boo
Gotta keep me on a leash when I visit the zoo
Rollin up with my volunteer ship platoon
I’m a big bitch looking for my big baboon

Crossed the ocean with my homies they all think I’m a freak
My devotion to your holiness is hitting a peak
I will only do your bidding till my mission’s complete
When I reject humanity and return to Zeke

The more hair the better I don’t mind you shaggy
You feel like a sweater can I call you daddy?
I want you to see that I’m not just a lackey
I simp for you more than the viewers hate Gabi

Siren to Marley they crash at the rocks (hoo)
Sometimes I wish that the titans had **** (hoo)
I’m two meters tall, all the guys are afraid
But if I could get with you then I’ve got it made

I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
When I met you then I knew you were something special

I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
Haters stay hatin’ cause I’m so effectual

So I return to monke, still get treated like the others
But I’m a titan junkie - find me simping for your brother

Ever since they heard I got my eyes on Eren
Everybody knows that I’m quite a Yandere
I got crazy eyes looking at his tight body
I know that I am tall but I could still be ya shawty

Wanna watch two brothers repairing the world
And I hope they’re ok with sharing a girl
See I cut no deals and I call no truces
But I wanna hear you scream and fill my wine up with your juices

Drink it up and gulp it down, yeah the flavor’s my favorite
Cause I only got a taste and it made me a Jaegerist
It’s a party on the island where the baddest survive
Only thing I kinda wish is that you dad was alive
(Hahahahahaha!
Oh was that too much?
No!
I didn’t go far enough)

I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
When I met you then I knew you were something special

I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
Haters stay hatin’ cause I’m so effectual

I’m monkesexual

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from Daughters of Ymir, released October 7, 2022
Produced, mixed, and mastered by Noir Grime

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LEX the Lexicon Artist New York, New York

LEX the Lexicon Artist combines Internet culture, fandom, punk ethos, and shock humor (not the mean kind) to create an over-the-top explosion of nerdy, dirty, funny raps.

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