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Wagon (Expanded)
02:17
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Yo are you watching AoT Season 4 Part 2?
Nah I'm just watching Demon Slayer
Dude, that's so basic bro
Whatever, go watch your trash
I'm gonna go JO to my thicc waifu
Cart Titan's still best girl
Yo they call me Cart Titan cause I got that wagon
All the peeps in Paradis hear my ass cheeks clappin’
they call me Cart Titan cause I got that wagon
Call me Pieck, of the streets, on my hands and knees kswaggin’
4 meter beast, I’m a lean machine
AoT sex symbol and the queen of memes
I’m the black haired waifu, girl of your dreams
When it comes to the Warriors I carry the team (literally)
Got my Pieck simp squad, all the guys wanna ride me
Fighting with each other cause they love my big hiney
Warrior’s duty, got the brains and beauty
With a Marley face and an Eldian booty (dayum)
Long skirt and a short jacket
rule 34 men are sure to jack it
I defeat the Mid East then I go and get my freak on
Hit it from the back with a “sasuga Pieck-chan”
Spawn of the devil, I’m a succubus
All the Paradis devils can’t fuck with us
If I saved you in a battle you got me to thank
Cause I’m business in the front, and a party in the tank
They call me Cart Titan cause I got that wagon
All the peeps in Paradis hear my ass cheeks clappin’
they call me Cart Titan cause I got that wagon
Call me Pieck, of the streets, on my hands and knees swaggin’
Zeke’s gonna pitch, step up to bat
Need a hero in a pinch, hey look what’s that?
Booty so thick with a beak so flat
It’s sleepy little Pieck with a sneak attack!
Pull up with the cannon, pop a cap in his neck
Yeah I’m tiny but I’m mighty, better have some respect
Give pain, think fast, keep invaders in check
Big brain, thick ass, say my name or get wrecked
They call me Cart Titan cause I got that wagon
All the peeps in Paradis hear my ass cheeks clappin’
they call me Cart Titan cause I got that wagon
Call me Pieck, of the streets, on my hands and knees swaggin’
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Chimp Simp
02:30
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Hey Zeke, what do you get when you cross a guy from the Mid-Eastern Alliance with a sexy gorilla? A Harambe! Hahahaha.
I’ve been wishing for a Simian boo
Gotta keep me on a leash when I visit the zoo
Rollin up with my volunteer ship platoon
I’m a big bitch looking for my big baboon
Crossed the ocean with my homies they all think I’m a freak
My devotion to your holiness is hitting a peak
I will only do your bidding till my mission’s complete
When I reject humanity and return to Zeke
The more hair the better I don’t mind you shaggy
You feel like a sweater can I call you daddy?
I want you to see that I’m not just a lackey
I simp for you more than the viewers hate Gabi
Siren to Marley they crash at the rocks (hoo)
Sometimes I wish that the titans had **** (hoo)
I’m two meters tall, all the guys are afraid
But if I could get with you then I’ve got it made
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
When I met you then I knew you were something special
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
Haters stay hatin’ cause I’m so effectual
So I return to monke, still get treated like the others
But I’m a titan junkie - find me simping for your brother
Ever since they heard I got my eyes on Eren
Everybody knows that I’m quite a Yandere
I got crazy eyes looking at his tight body
I know that I am tall but I could still be ya shawty
Wanna watch two brothers repairing the world
And I hope they’re ok with sharing a girl
See I cut no deals and I call no truces
But I wanna hear you scream and fill my wine up with your juices
Drink it up and gulp it down, yeah the flavor’s my favorite
Cause I only got a taste and it made me a Jaegerist
It’s a party on the island where the baddest survive
Only thing I kinda wish is that you dad was alive
(Hahahahahaha!
Oh was that too much?
No!
I didn’t go far enough)
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
When I met you then I knew you were something special
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
I’m a chimp simp
I’m monkesexual
Haters stay hatin’ cause I’m so effectual
I’m monkesexual
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3. |
FAFO
02:11
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I rap bars like I’m sawing through flesh
Hit ‘em with flawless precision so they call me the best
Got all the ambition expected from a hard-bitten vet
So follow my vision and step into the art of my head
Now on to the next, sometimes I could be lawless and reckless
But don’t let it get you perplexed, that’s just part of my excellence
Experimenting with science but the art must take precedence
When looking upon my process with neurotic irreverence
I go as hard as the men that you already respect
If I wasn’t around to check you then you’d already be dead
I’m a combination of rage- and curiosity-bent
And hardly regretting the path that I’ve taken
And rather than hate it I party instead
And yeah it’s hard sometimes
But the thrill of the battlefield is always on my mind
I wanna cut the world open, turn it inside out
Dig around in its organs, fuck around and find out
Fuck around and find out
My fans think that I’m cool, my friends think that I’m weird
I don’t think that I’m cruel, but also love to be feared
I don’t follow the rules, in case that wasn’t clear
I may play the fool, but most would say I’m revered
My job, chasing the truth; my favorite weapon, a knife
I might take out a tooth, or maybe threaten your life
But don’t shake in your boots, I ain’t a terrible guy
I’m not hating on you, it’s just a method of mine
I’m a ten out of ten stepping on to the scene
And can’t nobody tie me down like I’m sawney and bean
And if you know what I mean, then you’re an honorary part of the team
Follow me to reach for all of your dreams
All this conspiracy and violence that I’m caught in between
But it’s clear to see that science is my god and my queen
So for one last time before we all die out
Everybody say it with me, fuck around and find out
Fuck around and find out
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The Letter
02:03
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I’ll give my life to people in this world who don’t deserve it
With these final years I wish that I could live with purpose
Want to hear you say your name and hold your head up high with pride
Even if to save your future means I can’t be by your side
All this time I’ve tried to act in self-service, I was certain I was that
Kinda person but in earnest I had yet to scratch the surface
Is it worth it, to keep myself from hurting like before
Or be authentic if pretenses fail to serve me anymore?
Seems to me it’s kind of pointless in this war
And in the end I stand indebted to your plans
Both of you will get my thanks for giving me a second chance
Grasping freedom in my hands, I took your leader in command
He brought the devil back to life so I could be the better man
On the night I saw those paths, stretching back into the sky
I decided to aspire to being happy when I die
Pass the light of being alive to the one who’s next in line
I hope you find insightful stories in my mind
And smile back
And when I’m gone just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, so baby don’t feel no pain, just smile back
And when I’m gone just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, so baby don’t feel no pain, just smile back
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5. |
Two Sides of the Sea
02:55
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Know your history, and know this ain’t a mystery
The mass killing your people did for centuries on centuries
Take accountability and shoulder this blame
The way I shoulder not only that but I shoulder this pain
All these island devils tryna serpent lurk and bear the fruit
That’s forbidden insurrection and I’m coming with the truth
All this Eldian rebellion how can it run in my bloodline?
I’m on a honorary Marley and will be more in due time
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You think you’ll get respect from them by licking their boots?
Honey, haven’t you heard the news? You exist to be used
As a weapon to kill and conquer, soon as you cease to offer
An advantage, Marley’s dragging all Eldians to the slaughter
Why should I be repentant when I murdered none of your friends?
I’m just an innocent person, yet burdened by others’ sins
Ever since the day she saved me, I learned that life’s sacred
The only thing you learned is internalized hatred
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I’m one of the good ones I’ll eradicate the bad
They’ll see humanity and effort and know we aren’t that
If it’s sacrifice for peace, take that burden to your grave
I know life is sacred, that’s why I’m filled with all this rage
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I rage for Sasha, for my mother who died in vain
For the faceless casualties of your military campaign
You call yourself a good person with hands covered and stained
With the same devil blood that runs in all of our veins?
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Yeah?
I rage for Zofia and Udo
You want to talk casualties?
They died for what?
Who knows?
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It’s all senseless violence I had nothing to do with
I’ve never taken a life so why should I answer to it?
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The bottom line is there’s inherent evil in your veins
No amount of good deeds could ever clear your name
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If we share the same blood and we can never atone
Maybe it’s better if the rest of them just left us alone
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Bones of fallen empires
Now form our funeral pyres
And dictate that we’re the successors
To take on sins of our ancestors
Bones of fallen empires
Now form our funeral pyres
But instead of letting it fester
We’ll change the sins of our ancestors
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6. |
Akatsuki no Requiem
01:27
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LEX the Lexicon Artist combines Internet culture, fandom, punk ethos, and shock humor (not the mean kind) to create an over-the-top explosion of nerdy, dirty, funny raps.
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